Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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