If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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