How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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