sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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