I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm too high and old for this...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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