Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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