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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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