Sponge bath it is.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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