Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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