all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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