You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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