my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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