If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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