So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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