Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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