oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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