Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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