i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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