She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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