the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My dick has a subreddit
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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