you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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