We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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