Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
whose parrot is this?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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