If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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