when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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