we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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