at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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