Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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