Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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