I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
