(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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