i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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