He is such a slut. More and more my type.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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