I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Every concussion has its silver lining
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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