She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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