I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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