North Korea, Best Korea!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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