I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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