I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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