I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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