eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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