Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
where are my eyebrows?
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