Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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