he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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