All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
false alarm. still invincible.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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