butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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