Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I just sharted jello shots
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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