yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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