I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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