He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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