I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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