just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
