Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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