Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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