Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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