Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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