are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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