I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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